After that blog on coffee I pointed out, there’s now a post about curry! I’m starting to think that this guy is my long-lost twin. Personally I don’t select take-aways by type-face or size of menu, but rather by which uses the most outlandish spelling for dishes; the more extraneous h’s and z’s the better, in my opinion, a tantalisingly transliterated tikka jhalfrezzi is far more appealing that the usual fare. That said, my usual take away in Cambridge is the Pipasha, not because the food is good (though it often is), but rather that it’s never been bad. (And the chap who runs it once gave me a calendar, “for special customers only, sir.” I resolved to reduce the frequency of my visits after that.) Other take-aways and restaurants, while they have their high-points, usually end up serving me a lake of grease at some point, which really puts me off (the Moghul Tandoori used to be fantastic, but recently seems to have gone over to the greasy side. A shame, they used to do the best samosas. That said, maybe I shouldn’t criticise them for curries purchased after 10.30pm, they know I’m only there because I’m too drunk to a. cook and b. complain about the quality of the food.) Other people will say the best in Cambridge is the Tandoori Palace, seemingly mainly based on the Fourth Pickle. Seriously though, a fourth pickle is some kind of curry heresy; cucumber salad, lime pickle and mango chutney is all you need. Some may contend that the salad should be raitha, but deep down they must realise the error of their ways.
The post links to another, commenting on the Anjum Anand’s BBC2 show, Indian Food Made Easy. I can’t quite work out whether the author is being sarcastic or not, because that programme is easily topping my Most Irritating TV Show list at the moment. I love Indian food, so was excited to see a program about it, but something about Anjum makes me reach for the remote control. The camera work is clichéd Cookery Show out of focus shots and hand-held pans, her manner is distressingly condescending… grr. I just wish they’d chosen the host a bit more carefully; last year I went for an Indian cookery lesson with Renuka Patel, who was fantastic, and completely demystified the process of knocking together an authentic curry. (Not to blab the secrets, but a lot of it seems to be about using a mix of chillies and ginger to add heat to the dish.)




